1. As the first horseman of the apocalypse, pestilence, descends on the major cities of the world, pecking off people one by one with a malarial mosquito army behind him- Twitter would allow the common lay-person fleeing from the scene to comment on the biblical rider of evil’s hideous choice of outfit.
3. Once you’ve fled far enough into the interior, the flat plain of an ancient ocean bed that is Nebraska, you can show everyone how beautiful that sunset is from the hood of your stolen getaway van.
4. When you meet up with your scrappy road crew of fellow first phase survivors, you can share the petty frustrations that will inevitably arise over bathroom etiquette.